This guy Fuchs.

So a soft reboot of Mommy Dearest, got it.

This never would’ve happened to Woogie!

The joy in that photo is palpable.

Or, as the Native Americans call him, maize.

Oh, so he’s Jewish. I wouldn’t have guessed. Maybe they could’ve had him spin the dreidel and eat some gefilte fish. You know, for clarity.

2 Squad 2 Suicidal

Patriothole sounds like a new slam for the alt-right idiots.

Based on the children’s book Everybody Popes.

They’ll have flashbacks of the pope’s youth featuring Justin Bieber.

Presumably the production will Sparrow no expense.

Kathryn Bigelow will direct the Jabba standalone film The Hutt Locker.

It’s stylistically designed to be that way.

I felt like I HAD been kicked in the junk after TFA. It truly was a theme park ride without the rollercoaster.

Disney: “Eh, it needs more callbacks and references.”

Well, isn’t that special?

What a maroon.

Tomi Lahren thinks a Freudian slip is something you buy at Victoria’s Secret.

I’ve got a bad fleecing about this...

Hopefully Pence’s visit didn’t give him another case of the rumblies.