Imagine paying any amount that would basically make it impossible for yourself to ever say you aren’t a rapist. 

If you’re worth a $100 million, why would you need to “mitigate the costs of litigation” by paying off someone and thus allowing the world to see you as a rapist while claiming that you’re not?

“Oh, my...my,my,my! Where is the humility? Where is her gratefulness?! The lack of seriousness at an awards event...I can’t...I just can’t...oh...SMELLING SALTS! SOMEONE FETCH MY SMELLING SALTS!”

Well, you care quite a bit to have spent the energy to pound all that out, geez.

Popularity.

And yet...she’s getting millions and millions of dollars from stadiums full of fans and streaming on multiple platforms.

I LOVE when you get people who go into full spittle-spray anger over Beyonce and start regurgitating everything she’s ever done “wrong” and losing their equilibrium over her fans, which to them is anyone who even says a mildly complimentary thing about the woman and/or her music.

But he is a victim.

With conservatives, child porn is a feature, not a bug.

Dem conspiracy?

Eh? I don’t get it. You resorted to ad hominem first. Just returning the favor .

Late night drunk drive up is only worth it because you can munch on the still hot and delicious fries while trying to get home before everything goes cold. 

Favorite scene?

I won’t be watching this clusterfuck of irrelevancy.

Recently GQ ran a story about a group of major tech players, including Jeff Bezos and company executives from LinkedIn and Dropbox, who met up in an Italian village to hang out with designer Brunello Cucinelli, for some reason.

“I don’t have a problem with black people...Obama had a problem with black people!”--Every Trump supporter ever everywhere

Well, that’s your personal problem versus Biel advocating for something that will leave hundreds of thousands of children and the elderly at risk  of death because Biel doesn’t want to deal with possibly maybe having an autistic child and choosing to wrongly believe vaccines are at fault and must be stopped.

I find it fucked that conservatives hate gay people and are still sad they have to use the same water fountains as black people.  

Heavens to Murgatroyd!