I find it fucked that conservatives hate gay people and are still sad they have to use the same water fountains as black people.  

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Eh, try hard as hell.

Two words: Nose. Vagina.

The key to life is having someone who loves you to tell you “No”, when you present a hare-brained idea.

#Relatable!!

Thanks to everyone who commented.  

I’m getting a lot of good answers on this and other threads but, thanks for the offer.

I think this where, as a man without children who’s never even known a woman with kids (it’s surprisingly easy to do in the city), I get confused.

She’s not going to do any of that.

That movie was so racist, I couldn’t take it.

“Maurice” was the SHIT. The first of its kind. Big, lush, expensive-looking, well-acted, AND a happy ending! Nothing of its kind had existed before and it took Merchant Ivory to do it in the wake of all the money they made from those other period pieces of Forster’s that kept getting Oscar noms.

If I was a cop, I would be ashamed every day that the public would have this response to me or my colleagues.

FERREYRA v. FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE LEGAL PLAN, INC.

The answer’s obvious.

Drag is just the new Sassy Black Friend.

“Do this!” “No, do that!” “Wrong! Don’t do it!”

Justin Bieber is the Sketchy Sex twink we need.

Before or after the shotgun blast to the face?

“Remember, we’ve had gay students before, many of them,” Sparks wrote. “[The former headmaster] handled it quietly and wonderfully… I expect you to do the same.”