Lemme help out here, sis:

These grifters will have a Health and Human Services grant in the millions by year’s end. Just watch.

So we’re looking at the new daily affirmation at Jezebel editorial meetings?

I admire his extra-ness and commitment, especially during Pride Month.

For FUNSIES!!!

She didn’t donate enough money to him, duh.

Considering how tightly she pulls back her hair, I’m sure “Jojo’s Edges 4 U” are a guaranteed future product.

Seriously, you’re not making the point the article or my comment is making.

Don’t be disgusting.

Celine Dion is a weird and wonderful goddamn treasure who we must protect at all costs. (possibly from herself at times.)

“I don’t love when a journalist or critic will pick up on that aspect, because they’re missing why it works. It’s never done to male directors who make gorgeous movies, or where the leads live in a gorgeous house,” Meyers said.

Film of a man who helped interfere with an American presidential election and was the most famous asylum-seeker in the world, taken while he’s in prison and claiming to British courts that he can’t come for trial, he’s sick, while his supporters spread the info that he’s near death’s door so he’s in no fit state to be…

I’d rather the money be used to educate and influence, the way the Right’s donor money is currently being used.

If any of his outings had made money, he would’ve done what Hugh Grant does and cash the checks gratefully while saying that the movies were at a level he was suited for.

It’s not that Zuckerberg is buying it all. It’s that he’s building a 6 foot wall and keeping it totally private.

I don’t care, it’s what I decided to do.

You’re right, yes. But overlooking the cupidity of Jezebel in making those clicks happen:

In the early ’70s, Santiago Genovés was an anthropologist a dick from Spain...

Tall enough to box with God!