Baby shark is over, if you want it.

Holy crap, dude!

Stars! They’re exactly what we expected.

The wife and child abuser’s hypocritical lyrics over a toilet?

They sent us Thatcher that one time so it’s a fair trade.

Everybody’s being big babies about him right now.

Biden has never been especially secretive about the fact that he, as a devout Roman Catholic, personally opposes abortion. While he’s often reiterated that he would never impose his personal beliefs on others, his voting record shows a reluctance to embrace abortion rights.

I’m not watching anymore so...whatever. *shrug*

That’s like saying Vanessa Redgrave was complicit for the 1970s Soviet gulags because of her full-throated defense of hardline Communism and even Stalin at one point in her political and acting life.

Entire books that sound like sitcoms Tim Allen has been cranking out since the 90s.

And since racist capitalist nature abhors a vacuum we’d get...rich white straight women instead.

A rich man moves the justice system to his benefit?

Apparently, the person you’re planning on donating a whole buck to is silly enough to believe that. *shrug*

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Your reading comprehension is as faulty as your writing, in that case.

And there’s a reason people are going after the Sackler family now.

Too bad he didn’t die sooner.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s children are now old enough to attend prom together, so they’re probably old enough for a spinoff.

The fact his dumbass comment got 18 likes and he got ungreyed is more worrying to me about the current state of Jezebel.

Glad you came out in one piece!