Entire books that sound like sitcoms Tim Allen has been cranking out since the 90s.

And since racist capitalist nature abhors a vacuum we’d get...rich white straight women instead.

A rich man moves the justice system to his benefit?

This is the kind of picture I like to see.

Ohhhh, the poor guy won’t have to actually serve time in prison for his crime!

He’s also not going to be able to post to any social media for 5 years, thus ending his income and attention stream.

Apparently, the person you’re planning on donating a whole buck to is silly enough to believe that. *shrug*

“You people”?

First he openly insults our intelligence and security agencies.

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Your reading comprehension is as faulty as your writing, in that case.

And there’s a reason people are going after the Sackler family now.

Too bad he didn’t die sooner.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s children are now old enough to attend prom together, so they’re probably old enough for a spinoff.

The fact his dumbass comment got 18 likes and he got ungreyed is more worrying to me about the current state of Jezebel.

Glad you came out in one piece!

Wait...did Trump just come for the Navy?

Well, there’s a reason you and the other commenters on your thread here aren’t being photographed to show the public and get paid. *shrug*

You had a fractured hip and still had sex?

Leave it filthy, they’ll leave faster. *shrug*