Don’t be like those conservative assholes from years ago, making baristas yell out “Donald Trump!” when serving their order.

• Obama: VLADIMIR PUTIN

Oh, well.

I can’t figure out why this show exists except for that audience of viewers who thought “Twilight” was #goals.  

White woman inspiration is a beautiful thing, yes?

Cardi B is reportedly back at the Atlanta home she shared with Offset, signaling that the couple is back on, for real this time. Sources say “Offset proved himself to his wife,” in part by changing his phone number and establishing a “No groupies” rule.

20 years ago, no one would have questioned this guy being fired.

Do any of those boys have their original hairlines anymore?

“Queen wears pink to gender reveal party”.

Yeah, I knew I was likely not going to watch this ish and this article just made me absolutely sure of it.

As a casual fan of skating, I’ve been long annoyed by all the focus on jumps.

Brides of Trump.

(I’m including Harry Styles in that assessment, though he also spent much of his boy band career wifed up, including brief dalliances with people like Natalie Imbruglia boo’d up with Louis Tomlinson. What a time that was.)

Wait. You call the baguette “basic” but then pull out a Vuitton cerises bag to show how...edgy..you are? The expensive but favorite Long Island wine mom status piece EVER?  And in the Speedy form? You know, the bag every upper middle class high school girl got for graduation or sweet 16 throughout the 2000s along with…

So many people are supposedly for alternative lifestyle choices.  Until they see one that doesn’t fit their definition of “proper”.  

Just don’t fucking wear it. My god are you even an adult?!?

nvm

I remember that!