Ask them after they rinse the cans out, cut it into sections and try to use the remains as Diva Cups.

Y’all drank from Pringles cans because (1) nobody cleaned the reuseable Big Gulp cups in the company kitchen (2) your weed dealer didn’t deliver for the weekend because (3) y’all broke as a joke!

How is it Satan hasn’t dragged back his favorite imp to Hell?

Reduced?

That’s what CGI is for, dude!

That’s nice.

“Blah, blah, blah, I’m such a logical contrarian! Look at me! Look at me! Marketing and public relations isn’t a thing! Only logic matters! Look at me! Look at me!”—Toasterlad von Edgelord

I’m going to go grimmer and say that, outside of the families affected and the media, no one in the public remembers.

“Modern Family” meets some crap, fucks in the midst of a blackout, forgets birth control, has this baby of a show.

So instead of doing the easy thing and getting paid a hefty salary for being a player, you’re saying he cunningly (although according to you he’s not very smart) planned to up his celebrity by pulling a “stunt” that, at any point later, when he saw that it was going badly for him, he could have walked back.

“If”?

See, the bitch I am?  I would cancel ALL the tickets and start over, with a new plan of a lottery or you having to purchase and then show ID at the door and it has to match the ticket holder.  

Obvious troll is obvious:

Yeah, I give you points for style and trolling, but...

WHATEVA!!

No proof Carey did anything. Unlike Kelly who had, you know, VIDEOS OF HIM DOING HIS SHIT.

Yeah, someone’s trying to leverage the current R. Kelly public anger into a way to shame Carey into a quick settlement.

I like him best in the mid to late 80s through the 90s.

He just didn’t do it for me back then.