^^^This^^^

The problem here is that, without the religious component, even his being a virgin is no guarantee that he’ll make it down the aisle. Unless he’s keeping his religious beliefs on the low.

Because it’s rare nowadays or, at least, perceived to be, that an objectively attractive adult of his age would be a virgin, while also not being religiously orthodox or asexual.

...a 23-year-old “content creator,” which I assume means Instagram Thot.

You think a site that appeals to mainly to thirty years and older time-wasters, lay-abouts and, the perpetually self-righteous is a launching pad for Soundcloud rappers and clout-chasing Instagram teens?

And you got that from what he said...how?

Wait...your rhetorical b.s. was an actual question?

I don’t know.

They should get Tim Gunn!

Except Bob Hope was funny.

It would be Kimmel b/c Disney is all about “synergy”. So no giving a freebie to a competitor.

The worldwide audience is immense.  They’re not suffering much.

You have to read the Allan Carr bio to really get the skinny on the disaster.

MacFarlane was terrible.

How does no one get that this show makes a LOT OF MONEY for ABC?

He would actually look like Moe the bartender in a tux.

His whole schtick is being that guy who used to be on a show with a bunch of little girls who’s actually a potty mouth sex fiend.

Ugh. No.

Cut it down to a brisk hour and it would be perfect. Pad it with musical performances by celeb singers and groups.  There, that’s another hour.  A nice round two hours that advertisers will be happy to pay for.

The death of Hugh Hefner did not leave a spot open for this fool to fill.