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I liked “Man Bites Dog” better when it was called “Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer” 

He and Gaspar Noe make beautiful looking films that make great trailers and are fun for transgression hungry younger viewers but that ultimately are solipsistic group analysis sessions in which the audience is held hostage, believing there’s a point to it all.

The trailer is a Trump supporting Fox News watching Social Security earners fever dream come to reality.

It’s nice that all the rest of you are catching up to what we in the same-gender-loving community of brown people knew for DECADES.

Now that his involvement is confirmed, we can finally get somebody into the Star Wars universe who doesn’t buy into the touchy-feely nonsense of some invisible “Force” that binds and balances the universe.

And where are you from, exactly?

Oh, look. It’s the Dumbest Night Of The Year.

Now playing

SUPPOSEDLY ya mans Joe Alwyn is going to ask Taylor Swift to marry him.

Fuck that.

Well, pull your iron lung up next to mine because I AM LIVING for this shit!

Wow. No. And fuck anyone who thinks all those public servants, many of whom chose to work in that area, are working hard to dissuade their clients.

Wait...that’s the metric we’re using for criticism now? If they make more money than you, they’re above criticism?

No, I just didn’t dislike it.

Likely something stupid that will be revealed soon. 

Post-mortem murder: For when you hate somebody enough to want to make sure they’re good and dead.

Thank you! It was good for what it wanted to do.

A Feel Bad movie I won’t be bothering with, thanks for the warning.

Pre-order.

Pre-order.

Probably that, it is exactly like the Fox TV movie about Def Leppard, that “Bohemian Rhapsody” almost entirely resembles (including shitty wigs), with the notable exception of the excess of money spent on the cinematography.