THANK YOU.

Fuck Boba Fett.

You...NAILED it...wow...

I don’t like it the way it’s used nowadays. It’s retro for the sake of retro. Pointless.

The original movie with Diane Keaton was kind of trash.

Aren’t we tired of this vapid camaraderie between Washington’s elite, the journalists covering them, and vaguely politically minded celebrities who are just happy to be there anyway?

Hey! You guys are excerpting it, too? I just read a section about their engagement over on Fox News, whaddya know?

I smell Oscar!

Hate to correct you Lauren but, that should be “Future Mrs. Ex-Bieber” in the headline.

He’s cute, she’s cute. Why not? 

...because Chopra plays “everything from Ariana Grande to The Chainsmokers on my record player.

I don’t understand you.

Ugly, hideous, torture on the eyes.

So what? It’s his to give out to whomever. I don’t give a shit.

And she was so disgusted with herself after that she disappeared into a cloistered convent. Even though she was Jewish.

The Chainsmokers are musical HIV.

Heritage schmeritage.

For those of you lucky enough to have avoided this scourge, Pod Save Americastarted as a hugely popular podcast for white post-college grads who wanted to be reminded that America is the greatest country in the world while also being able to silently nod their head that, yes, racism is bad. It was—and is—for those…

Wait...Louis CK’s asking women who work for him if he could jack off in front of them and them saying “yes” is better, in your mind, than Ansari putting the moves on a date, who says “no” but still proceeds sexually with him until she’s uncomfortable again with what he’s doing and says “no”, at which point he stops…

Wow.