We hear what you all are saying.

No.

This is like if, when I was your age, “Top Hits” magazine was telling us how Wham! was choosing sides in the great battle between Spandau Ballet and Duran Duran, while Eurythmics looked on in horror.

Why are you confused?

It’s the disgusting deep idea that one must be an evangelist/cheerleader for the company constantly.

My question is, once there are, like, 4 or 5 streaming channels, each with landlocked content, how will I choose?

They gave you number 3 in the article: The network doesn’t own the property and won’t make any money off it after a certain point.

He didn’t inspire shit.

All the Applause GIFs to you!

I don’t give a shit really.

Just seeing her struggle as encapsulated in the pics Rich chose, makes me think baldness would be a blessing on her.

“Enema” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well, though. (no pun...YEEECH...intended.)

What’s amusing to me is that I got called everything but a child of God when I pointed out the grossness of all this on a post on Jezebel, including by a couple of people on this post.

Thank. YOU.

Do you think she looks like a 90s fashion parody intentionally or ironically?

It’s that your joking comment was based on a stereotype. That’s a problem for me. Sorry.

9,000???!

Fooled me and the international and national mainstream news that picked up the story as a real thing.

Well there’s a use of somebody’s time that isn’t a waste. /s

Foreigners are weird.