9/11 was the Saudi’s 9/11.

Which is funny because most of the 9/11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia... 

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Literally what

Now we’re incarcerating children because of their parents’ behavior? WTF is this world that I am living in?

Get well soon, JPP.

I remember being at the Mets game that Lastings Milledge hit the 9th inning home run to send the game to extra innings and when he was going back out to right field to start the 10th he gave a bunch of fans high fives along the way.

The best is clearly Jags Guy.

“Whatever” - Miguel Cabrera

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

I hope the family as the expressed written consent of MLB to replay that video to friends.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

Forgive my ignorance, as I’ve never had Pizza Boli’s. Is there usually a line 4 hours before the first pitch?

This would be like Tiger Woods urging you not to cheat on your wife.

Da prahblem hea is dat dey sed he wuz a sawx pitcha. Everybody nose dat he wuz a Bronx bomma. A true yankee all da way