Inb4 BMWIDF

The world doesn't revolve around you.

If I could have one non-car vehicle for the rest of my life, it would be the new X5M. It's gorgeous inside & out.

That is what I thought too...it's not

GT cars are 30 seconds a lap slower than LMP1s. No f-ing way it wins overall.

Italy is full of near/sub-100 hp cars with 1.x liter engines that merge onto their insane highways every day. It's no different than all those suburban commandos trying to merge onto the highway in their 0-60 in 19 seconds Hummers.

Simply put, this thing is slow as a dog. Zero to 60 mph is somewhere in the nine second range

So barf that every racing series in the world except for amateur racing has switched to it...

Eh, that is debatable. I go back and forth on it. One is subdued and the other is in your face styling. Both have their merits and their fans

Maybe... people spending $50k on full sized, leather lined sedans (V8 or not) don't have the same purchasing habits as 18 year old internet fanbois (driving a 4 cylinder, FWD car, even with a stick, doesn't automatically give you the enthusiast cred you'd like to believe).

I think you meant to say Bramladesh.

Imported from Detroit Brampton, Ontario.

the front, middle, and rear of this car all look like they are from different cars.

Mercury Cougar.

The Ferrari "The Ferrari." The name is stupid, but accurate.

Why people bought this car is still an Intrigue to this day

Here are some things I hate about this "review":

Mining equipment manufacturing stocks crashed today following the news that all of the world's salt mines would cease operations. Analysts pointed towards a recent interview of Jason Vines by Car & Driver, which produced enough salt to meet worldwide demand for several centuries.

Haha yes and my 360 van is the same length as your sedan!

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