$40 million would pay for a lot of school lunches for kids that can’t afford them and get the cheese sandwich shaming.

It was a little disappointing that they didn’t have a lot of smackdowning to do, just their quiet grandparently reiteration of This is How Things Are.... but it got the job done.

It’s tough, because my brain insists on supplying his whiny, hectoring voice as I read... but it’s all I got!

Agreed. With $40mil he could build a massive compound just south of the border to keep asylum seekers safe while waiting for the process to unfold. Or feed millions in Yemen. Or something.

Are you me? Because this is precisely what I did! And in my mind I did this with the small sliver of hope that this would happen. Feels so good.

I’d pull good teeth to see that! Ain’t gonna happen, but we can dream. :)

Oh sure, I’m positive he doesn’t actually LIKE McTurtle, but... numbers! But ratings! But Democrats are winning at something! But TRIBE!! That alone should be enough to get directly up his nose. Ratings are evvverything to him.

And then the AP will fact check his lie and decide it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump denies that Chuck & Nancy even had a televised rebuttal when he finds out his speech had lower ratings. 

I read and folded the laundry.

Oh, good job!  Those of us who have never been polled appreciate you contribution.

The resemblance is uncanny

Shit, he’s capable of going all the way and telling us he’s never cared about ratings anyway.

“Actually I won the ratings BIG once you subtract all the ILLEGAL ALIENS who tuned in to support Nancy Pelosi who wants OPEN BORDERS!!”

It would be so petty, and so juvenile, and so beneath her, but I would love a “Nyah Nyah I beat you” tweet (won’t happen because it would come off as insensitive, but still)

Goddamn, that one wet streak of gel he has on each temple makes me want to vomit every time I see it.

LOL. I was in bed, reading.  Fuck that guy (also, I actually have a Nielsen box, so glad I could contribute!). 

He’s either going to lie and say his ratings were higher, or just not bring it up. It really could go either way.

*cackle* She got him right in the ratings, eh? Nobody else gives a wet fart about the numbers, but, just like the wall is, statistics are manhood to him. His ratings are his most tender and vulnerable and erogenous zone. So the blowback should be gooooood.

Loser.