“I was focused on trying to be number one in my class and being captain of the varsity basketball team, doing service projects and going to church.”

Combined with the fact that he has no neck either.

He’s a fucking potato-headed caricature of a pantomime horse with a Seb Gorka nut-tickler on his chin.

Have you seen what his old boss passes off as hair?

“Look, Human Thumb, that shit ain’t fooling anybody.”

It’s funny because you wrongly implied he has a chin

Why, oh fucking why, do women choose to sleep with these Hills Have Eyes motherfuckers?

He’s like Gorka’s little brother, the one that ain’t quite right.

Thank you. I can’t stand his face and that’s mainly because of his stupid goatee. Just like everything else in his life-who does he think he’s fooling? Dude’s got no chin, and his contouring ‘stache is about as clever a disguise for that as a two children stacked in a trench coat.

And are we missing that Jim Knoblach is shutting down his re-election campaign cuz he was diddling his daughter for the last decade or so?

All I can ever think of when I see a picture of him.

Dude, the jig is up. That thing on your face is not creating a jawline.

He clearly thinks is a clever way to hide his weak chin. 

Kudos to literally every single person this guy meets who doesn't tell him "Shave that garbage off your face" because it is hi-larious to look at.

On a side note, I want to start a campaign where we send spatulas to Robert Muller, because news is coming out that he just flipped Uncle Pauly. 

I fear for the health of the people who’s main/part time job is to keep track of how many times and how often he lies. Even if he gets the boot in 2020, those men and women alike are going to be burned out.

President Trump has told 5,000 lies or mistruths since taking office.

He has been lying his entire public life and that is well documented. His diminished mental capacity, never that great anyway, causes him to lose track of his lies.

That certainly matters to him, but he’s also lazy, easily distracted, and incompetent so they’re probably still shit out of luck.

He will. A lot of them are white.