After transcribing his speech pulling us out of the Paris agreement, I said “fuck this” and started transcribing him as close to verbatim as I thought I could get away with, because there should be as many official records as possible of how illiterate our president is, especially since the White House has started…

He is an impotent penis’ idea of a throbbing erection, and they can’t wait to fuck everyone.

Well said. It feels increasingly like there’s 2 things keeping the Republican party going right now: a desire to “own the libs” at any cost whatsoever that gets the everyman invested, and the millions being made by businessmen and corporate interests since Republicans seem to have literally zero political platform…

He is every kid who said he could do a really cool thing but isn’t going to right now because he doesn’t feel like it, writ large.

holy fuck @ altering official transcripts. yet another reason why i don’t even pretend to respect republicans. it’s far past just the policy and politics, it’s not about finding out that racists have so much sway in the trump era; it’s about how insulting to intelligence it currently is for a non-republican to try and…

We have found a pattern

Sometimes heroes are pudgy white guys wearing khaki’s....

Just to reiterate. . .

His special guest singer cancelled, even though she doesn’t have anything else going on since she got fired:

Professional PR flacks would have told him that he doesn’t have to sing, just sit and watch the marines sing, but he doesn’t have those, his staff is 100% flunky.

“Lowest Hispanic numbers in the history of our country. Lowest numbers for women in 21 years.”

The Obamas are actually Christians, but people say they’re Muslims.

That is because the GOP has spent the last couple of decades deliberately starving funding for education while increasing reliance on standardized tests to get what little money there is, and deliberately shaping the contents of those tests to exclude aspects of history they don’t like along with the basic civics that…

Imagine if this was Obama. They’d scream “MUZZIE” and “HE HATES AMERICA” and whatever else they say.

This does bring up an interesting question about who exactly deserves to be an American.

30 seconds? Fuck, I usually check out 10 seconds into any clip with him in it.

So would approximately one in three Americans.

I honestly wish we could sit him down and force him to take the 2018 US Citizenship test.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while but because I cannot look at him longer than 30 seconds, I am not sure how it ends. I’m sure he sticks the landing.

He is “unable to remember” them because he “never knew them in the first place”.