To be fair, Winter Break also encapsulates New Years, which is a non-religious holiday. And in all the schools that I went to, Spring Break and Easter didn't intersect. Trust me, as a non-Christian I am attune to discrimination, but frankly there are bigger fish to fry for me.
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Your sentiment is valid but come on, man - ease off the hyperbole. No one is saying "needs my sexual services 24/7" as if the expectation is for the wife to be on call in the bedroom in lingerie literally every hour of the day just waiting for dick. We're talking a 5-minute blowjob once a day. No sex act should ever…
My goodness! Do you kiss your husband with that mouth?
It's just #1 of Mark's alternative suggestions on how to keep a relationship going. Truth be told, I like giving blowjobs a lot more than I like cleaning. :D
I'd rather give a daily blowjob if it meant I didn't have to keep a tidy home.
Damn, if I sucked dick everyday my wife would probably leave me.
Aren't you worried about your health long term? Statistically, your life will be shorter than people who lead healthier lives. That doesn't concern you at all?
That normalizing being overweight/obese can have negative effects in our society.
One is a subset of the other.
Also, to whoever you were addressing: don't stop it.
Yeah, when are we gonna get a "severe acne" spread?
I get it, I really do, but obesity is strongly correlated to diabetes and other diseases. Why is it bad to encourage people to be more "in shape"? Literally the only people I know that complain about this stuff are overweight women. Why?
They left out the "gross and disgusting" body type. I feel marginalized and oppressed.
Literally anyone besides Chelsea Handler. She is a racist trash fire.
wow
We don't need Chelsea Handler for that.
Which one? Chelsea or Kim?
But that might have been funny. She's not into funny.
Chelsea Handler is straight-up desperate for press. Why are we paying attention?
Wow, commenters. No body snarking on Jezebel....unless it's Kim K? Why is everyone SO SURE about plastic surgery and SO SURE that her dimensions are impossible to achieve naturally? Because honestly there are a handful of women at my gym who are shaped a lot like this.