Not to rag on you, but the part where it is an assault is where he purposefully grabbed her without her permission and then injured her. That's what assault is. There are of course some exemptions to this, but none seem to apply.

It can be both.

I shall call him Zoom.

You DO NOT think she was assaulted but you DO feel he should apologize?

Hippocratic oaf.

Sure. I'm sure you know better than the experts who can literally look at your brain scans and measure what's off. Oh also, as a child of a woman whom chose not to take her bipolar medication, fuck you.

I laugh at the "It's about our childhood!" bit. No way an all girl Ghostbusters is more ruinous to your childhood than Transformers, GI Joe, or the TMNT.

Huh? No to birth control and no to legalization/acceptance of gay marriage = Cool pope?

Okay, you're crazy. It absolutely is about etymology. You actually stated something to the effect that the writer should have used "actual words". I am simply pointing out that "snitch" is just that- an English word. By the way, do you mean conjunction? Cause that's what that sentence you quoted starts with. In any…

Fun fact: "Snitch" is an actual English word and it has been since 1785.

Oh, but don't all women use the cute 'n human-y factor to decide if something can hang out in their womb?

How do you plead guilty to manufacturing and distributing child porn and only get probation? Dafaq Canada?

I mean, sure, some would say two or three (hell, even one!) rapes are "critical", but I believe we're referred to as idealistic dreamers. That, or baseline decent human being. I forget which one.

Thank you for finding that for my amazingly lazy self! Ah, sloth!

Oh, I read an article about him maybe a week ago. You missed the bit where Burke complains that men should dress in a more masculine way because ew, girly menz! Incidentally, Burke is known for his particularly elaborate lace and silk vestments.

Romans, I believe, specifically mentions no girl on girl. But I wouldn't worry too much about that, she's already in trouble for short hair, tattoos, mixed cloth clothing, and for almost definitely consuming crops that shared crop fields with other types of crops. HOWEVER, she is covering her head with a cap so that's…

Uh... mister priest dude? You really can't brag about the fact that your church is accommodating disadvantaged people at no cost to them. That's what churches are supposed to do, asshole.

The law could certainly be better but as is, this guy's defense still shouldn't really help him much; "has reason to know" also means that if the victim does ANYTHING that can even mildly be construed as non-consent, the victim should still be protected.

"I mean yeah, I want to spend every waking hour together, jump into your career, and have scheduled cuddle time morning and night, but I'm not clingy!"

Wha...? No, corporations hire foreign engineers because there aren't enough engineers in the country, not because they can pay them less if they're foreigners. PHYLLIS STAAAAHP.