The shark could taste/smell the meaty goodness of the fisherman and attacked. A vegan wouldn't emit such a delicious aroma. Hence, vegans are immune to shark attacks. Duh.

I'd just become confused and start eating "land kittens" as well.

It's common practice to leave a bit of chlorine residual in the water to prevent bacterial contamination of the water in the pipes and water towers.

Hahaha, awesome.

Cows and chickens are more rare in the wild. I don't see many wild cows and chickens.

I know some other countries like that.

Same here. The only WTF is why Adrian thought this was worth writing a 'wtf' article about.

You know, If she was bald she'd look alarmingly similar to Balmer. (at least in the above picture.)

Yahoo and Hotmail likely have a lot more junk accounts that aren't actively used since they're older than Gmail.

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That's why I prefer clean flowing mountain creeks.

I second that.

Me too, actually. I didn't Look At The Fucking Picture before posting.

My friend introduced me to Minchin. He's a good comedian and an incredibly talented musician. You should look up some of his other videos if you haven't yet.

Maybe that's for his personal communications, not professional.

I'll leave there here.

Dual boot or VM.

I dug up old seashell fossils when I was a kid too... in my weird neighbor's back yard.

It's a plot to attract all the linux people back to Windows.... cmd line + icons.