I don't really see this as a jab at the competition. It's more of a clever use of common phone imagery. I like it.

Guess I won't be buying Wylie Agency Ebooks.

I'm on a boat.

@Waffles And Syrup: Pretty close; I work at a junior high school and elementary school.

Maybe you can do something about that leaky oil well in the gulf.

@Waffles And Syrup: haha, at different times, of course. If I had all that stuff on my bike at once, I'd join the circus. =)

It's not that hard to point the lens at your face. And you can take more than one picture, in case the first time is no good...

Just get a rear luggage rack and strap your crap to that. I've carried a 20L tank of kerosene, my kendo bogu, people, containers of cookies, 5kg bags of rice, and all sorts of crap on my luggage rack.

@OgilvyTheAstronomer: Never heard of Planet Story. Is it good?

It's the Iron Council!!

Use an empty flower vase instead.

If everyone else googles "jumping off a bridge", then does it, are you?

I hope for a software update that will always show full signal even when there is none.

@grieser117: Not to mention that there is very little light, and a lot of crap floating around in that water.

@gonzorider: First thing I thought of too.

@Knifesideleft: You could also use the distance measuring tool in maps labs.

@Julien321: You're only as bad as the things you get caught for.

@blehbleh13: You need to change your attitude. I suppose in some ways, as a guy, it's nice to have a gf who is shorter than you; the same for the reverse. However, I think it could be kinda fun to have taller gf as a shorter guy.

@EBone: I'm 100K" and I make over $6.20.

I think I spotted a simile hidden among all the metaphors.