@PossibleCabbage: Right! Calling these glorious mustaches "pedostaches" is an insult to all bearded men.

@Almightywhacko: I WANT IT NOW!

You know what I'd rather have than google maps in my car? I'd rather have a USB interface from which I can read various data from all the car's sensors and such. I could plug in my computer or phone to this port and have tons of detailed technical information displayed in real time. I could download this data and…

Printing is lame.

@RedScotch: Why would you put that on your resume... unless you're applying to be a porn star?

@bainelaker: A really cool pet that you can impress your friends with.

@Mark 2000: Sperm live only for a few days in your testicles. After that, they die and are reabsorbed by your body. I'd imagine that ultrasounded sperm would do the same.

@Polite Society:

@mattycakes: Agreed. You can always abort a fetus. You can't abort HIV.

Well, that's not exciting at all.

@Sticks Calhoun: I hear you. If you move a lot, it's a huge pain having to move your library around.

@SooratLouse: mobile apps, not mobile OSes. that said, i doubt that any decent mobile app is "simple".

Well, my brother and I got in some fights over stupid stuff like this... but stabbing is obviously going too far. #teenstabbing

both?