I was watching it live. I didn’t see anything that looked serious. Hopefully just whiplash.

My local dispensary was giving out free jolly ranchers and I was like “Oh, it’s a jolly rancher, nbd!” I took it and in the two blocks it took me to walk home, I completely lost my fucking mind. My friends were at my house because we were cooking dinner together and I could not. fucking. move. They put me on the couch…

I’ve definitely misjudged the strength and eaten too much of a potent edible and it's always just made me very uncomfortable and then sleepy.

you guys are fucking shameless

Actually I wish she would’ve explained to him exactly why he need not worry as much.

Rich old white men have ruled the world for all eternity, I get where the hate comes from, I get it. But saying shit like any white man can just jump into Hollywood because of their skin color is the same exact thing as saying something like any black man can become a professional basketball player. Is it the most…

Ironically, what Robin was going to say is, “...be chosen to direct more films.” Womp womp.

And we don’t even know what he supposedly tested positive for.

David Ortiz will forever be one of my favorite players.

It’s actually unknown what he tested positive for.

Ortiz’s PED suspicions don’t come remotely close to A-Rod’s.

It has nothing to do with Gillette being a bad stadium or the NFL having bad equipment. It has everything to do with the number and power of the transmitters onsite, the dampness of the ground/equipment, and the proximity of the transmitters to the headset amps and inputs. It is not at all uncommon to have radio…

I’ve been saying since January that this is all just a vast NFL/ESPN conspiracy to promote STEM education

Great, like the Ideal Gas Law wasn’t bad enough, now 7 months of Maxwell’s equations. Notoriously some of the most difficult postgraduate physics equations.

The NFL is a bunch of your basic old rich people. Not today’s nouveau rich, who have the nicest newest things always. I’ve been around old people worth ten figures and they are some of the most frugal misers I’ve ever seen. Like still wearing 2 decades old fashion and driving a 10 year old Cadillac. This is how they…

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

It’s...not a thing. The subculture of people who are “poly” and “chill” doing heroin casually with people they meet online is exceedingly small. Please don’t do this again. I don’t even know you and I care about you more than a bored poly housewife who’d give an inexperienced stranger heroin.

Please don't continue using heroin, no matter what the lives of other users may look like. It will ruin you and destroy your family and everything you care about, if you survive at all. Good people don't encourage others to use heroin. Please stop using now, before it gets worse.

The pitch + the batter solidly connecting on it = far more impressive than the tap-pass catch-assist.

Last time I played wiffle ball (like 15 years ago when I was 14 lol), I do not recall seeing a pitch at that velocity with that movement. I remember most of them looking like slow, floating knuckle balls. That was…

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip