Whereas this is more like a saucerful of secrets.

Aye an’ a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, ‘ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.

The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi’ ye Claymore out mi pocket a’ ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the…

I see your ban ban and raise it a ban.

Exactly -

“And for tonight’s weather forecast... it will be dark...”

Or, in Houston, “Keep wishing for that big cold front that isn’t coming. Don’t worry about breaking out your one winter jacket. Keep the short sleeve shirts handy.”

Get them at Whole Foods for $35 a bottle!

This is some Sim City bullshit going on in the past couple weeks...

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

They wanna see if any of the coke is still sniffable.

Outside of Canada, Rush is considered the “Canadian band”. Within Canada though, The Tragically Hip are actually, “Our band”.

Pretty sure this is the stuff our roads are paved with. If we aren’t dead of it, I doubt it hurt them.

If you paid this guy enough I am sure he would put some chemicals in the sticker adhesive that might slowly make you sterile.

Why? Do think they are gone forever?

Bring back lawn darts!

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