Hold a pen/pencil in your hands, one end in each hand, and prop your elbows on the table This is the "I'm super engaged and attentive" pose. Try it and see; anyone sitting that way just looks like they are way into the topic.

Every time you go to the grocery store, buy some leafy greens. Stew them in a bit of broth. When they're hot, they are finger licking good. Cold, they can get tossed into pasta, chopped into any side dish, or eaten cold, also finger licking yummy.

At a used book sale a few months ago I noticed Loose Balls. Reading it is a window into the most entitled mind I can recall.

I always thought they should say "Home Team" and Away Team."

I have several porn videos up online, they collectively have over 250,000 views and 100+ comments. There's 300 million Americans, I'm not getting recognized anytime soon.

When people say a player is all hype, they are usually right. We all may occasionally want one of them to succeed (I wanted this with Tebow) but universal opinion from inside experts about talent is usually pretty accurate.

While I enjoy watching Ronaldo play, you can only watch Champions League games with this team and have a sense of fair play. It dawned on me during the last Clasico, the starting XI is basically all name players.

Need a lot more info here other than a phrase "trying to put together a case" without anythng else. Kind of vague, no?

Jordan has to embrace the "friend zone" with that girl. Teen years are the only years the friend zone works. After high school, through the end of college, my friends and I dated all the girls we never had a shot with. We were just great guys to be around with who always had stuff we were doing (to them, in private…

Nothing wrong with most of those posts...you're kind of dumb, huh?

Nothing wrong with most of those posts...WTF is wrong with you?

How quickly do you bring up the fact that you write for Gawker when you meet people? 5 minutes? And do you then ignore them if they don't know what it is?

Good for you, closed off wall of thought.

This isn't even a promoted headline story on the feminist news site for Gawker...what gives? This is a major discussion issue.

Remember when they do this to Linda McCartney in Infinite Jest?

Someone complained. Like the people who said Wilson's story was accurate but rapidly were threatened into silence, authorities don't go around ejecting people for no reason. Doesn't anyone use critical thinking anymore?

I'm a Patriots fan and I feel sorry for JEts fans, but not Rex. He is deserving and is clearly the problem.

German player for the Balloon D'Or? The highest scorer was Ozil wasn't it? That is not a perfectly reasonable thing for the most corrupt commishioner to say.

Any bar with a patio so you can chill and read is great.

Your hometown bar is the best bar — you know the lingo, half the people sometimes, and you are an insider by default, no matter what type of bar it is.