Blondes are so overrated. A tan brunette is the hottest woman IMO.

No one asks you to write but you keep doing it, amirite?

Re: calling, one of the surprises of my adult life is how often people call for work. For networking, getting an answer immediately, or - this is HUGE - leaving no record of a discussion on a sensitive topic. Calling is definitely not going away.

I first started following football in '96 and the late 90s Bledsoe years were pretty cool. I found this article rather kind since we all know Deadspin hates Boston sports.

I've made cumswap videos of two 24 year-olds kissing each other after I came on them both; it was enjoyable to do and is always enjoyable to watch. Similarly, the sexism dialectic that pervades the patriarchy here blah blah blah

Football and Champions League or World Cup soccer are the only sports I watch from the beginning.

I have an Xhamster account with some cumswap videos posted featuring myself and i clicked on this article.

People with mental retardation are not to be made fun of. you're a straight up asshole.. and a low information voter.

On vacation this July I went to the Tim Horton's in myhometown, newly opened. I was impressed how civilized and clean it was. An elderly man and his caretaker sat eating. It warmed my heart.

Tim Horton's chocolate donut is the perfect thing; why doesn't DD have anything similar? Everything is glazed.

The only time I watch ESPN2 at 5 pm are days I have off and decide to say, eff it, I'll go to an early happy hour and then grab a burger and fall asleep on the couch. ESPN2 is all that's on in the places I go.

Can't believe I forgot that one! Yes!

Office superpowers (things that will actually make people in awe):

This was when Belichick learned the job. He was imperfect, and went into hiding as a DC for a long time, but then came out a master. Good life lesson for all of us: wait until your way past due for the job, never jump in before you're ready.

NFL stadiums seem violent as hell. Like, how can you avoid such violence if you want to go to a game? It's like thunderdome.

I like watching football but when I looked over all the teams in the EPL to try to pick one, they all seemed the same. I follow the Portuguese Primiera Liga if anything, but they're also a 3-4 team bore.

People who want a universal DH are like people who want a forced 4th down hail mary. Sorry, in sports, there are down moments. It's not Call of Duty.

From the video, the blue car is staggered on the track (staggered as a track term, not a description of someone's ambulation) and would have hidden Ward.

Is it really this common for men to pay for sex? It seems to be a pretty standard thing nowadays, even among people who presumably wouldn't have to.

Still not correct.