I live in Park Slope, Brooklyn and it would be terribly uncouth to wear a football or baseball jersey. A soccer jersey? No problem. I wear my Portugal Euro 2012 (the away colors) all the time.

You should teach journalism - always verify.

He uses the phrase "because science" and "BIG GUBMINT" so it's clear he's a regular reader.

He uses the phrase "because science" and "BIG GUBMINT" so it's clear he's a regular reader.

He uses the phrase "because science" and "BIG GUBMINT" so it's clear he's a regular reader.

Being President you get all your meals cooked and all chores done for you. You literally need to simply appear and contribute your brainpower. I could certainly go light on sleep were that the case, and even still I'm certain 7 hours several times a week is doable.

You can't co-opt Belle Knox fast enough, can you?

Duke stayed up too late last night watching Belle Knox videos.

I was in Lisbon last year during the semis, when one night Barcelona got rocked 4-1 and then the next night RM got the same (guess the significance). You never know what will happen. Spring is the best sports time of the year!

"Men's right activists" is just a term Jezebel clones made up and only has meaning to their readers.

Donut shop incident: the guy thought the guy was on his way out and then felt too embarrassed to switch places when/if he noticed he's cut the line. Simple explanation.

I completely agree. Bus trip? Out in public somewhere? Safe toilet access is super important.

Dips for potato chips are completely low class and disgusting.

I hated Richardson since 2003, but back then you were terminally uncool to say that. Maybe if Jezebel didn't try to enforce "this is what you should think" all the time, people like him would not have so much power. As I recall the last article about this topic it got casually mentioned how flattering his endowment…

I crave social contact about once every four days. I work with the public but just this morning I was thinking, no one understands how I don't mind living alone and doing stuff by myself.

Can someone describe the ordering process at Chipotle? It seems shrouded in a cult-like mystery. I've never eaten at Chipotle or even stepped foot inside.

"How could you know what it feels like to fight the hounds of hell?"

That's not what a Dear John letter is. And he's obviously tall, so that explains the success ratio.

Someone needs to look up what the word "distinctive" means. Ray Lamontagne is Maine's best known singer.

This is a list for people who don't like sweet, or just a bit. I have Grape-Nuts with blueberries or a banana every day in the warm months. And Cheerios? They are just the all time winners, like Shakespeare to everyone else.