quietlydavid
QuietlyDavid
quietlydavid

How about the Rays Kevin Kiermaier. The dude has been the best OF! Wait, why don’t we have a page for that dude?

This is what I come here for. This is truly needed.

I didn’t think it would happen to me, but damnit, this one got me. RIP

God I hate being his guy but damnit, can’t you at least just leave that Jackonsonville guy alone! He is already hating himself for being a Jaguars fan, no need to put him another situation where he can self loath!

+1

+1

You are a CAT

I love that even in slow motion, there aren’t that many ingredients to show falling. Like two more slow-mo seconds and you would have heard in the background, “Ok now what?”

Damn, Georgia needs to get on their distribution and send both Sweetwater IPA and their 420. Ah such good beers!

Should we be giving you a +1? Is this truly an elite comment? Who feels the same way?

Holy crap, does this mean all of Europe will finally like the U.S. just a little?

Yeah, but was it this loud?

Nope, botters hurt nothing

Holy shit, I never thought I would ever “witness” a whole arena chanting “Austin Rivers.” End of days!

Gimmie some Zach Lowe!

“I remembered”

This was back in the old Super Nintendo days when I was playing SimCity. If I remember correctly, on your first “turn” you could set the taxes to 0%, spend all your money, and then on the next turn, the game gave you max money!

I wanted to add to this because it happened just last night. A coworker came up to me and complained that one of the food runners was snapping photos of her like a perv. It was creepy as shit. Since it is a corporate restaurant, I told her to just bypass all the management and report it. Unfortunately, she seemed just

That little "Woo!" near the end is fantastic.

I'm trying my best to not wake up others from that damnably funny word.