So, people have a beef with what is being represented, and you have a beef with that. You then defend yourself by saying I'm not a privileged white male, which means you can speak for all non-whites and non-males, that they should not be offended. You also are presuming to speak for white males that actually want…

Honest question here. Do you contact the individuals in the gawkerverse before/after posting this to see if they would come here to have discourse with you? Do they shy away from being challenged?

That Zlat nose! It is perfect.

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Shows how much you know!

So this was awesome. If only CES was E3... if only.

No no, clearly they are use to the HEAT.

That is also a fun one. The fact that there is actually a commercial addressing just that issue is part of that fun.

See, this one is confusing to me because while that tweet means something, their commercials over the years have said something vastly different.

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Wow one hundredth +1

Oh man, +1

Overall, you might be right in so much that seeing "others" slimmed down and turned into hotties is a trope, but there are some creative things! Think about a hamster diving into water and the transition of the music there. It was creative! But yes, shame upon me as I wouldn't actually admit to others aloud that I…

That is quite the shame that you lost the war in one battle. Normally, this is where someone would say "I weep for the future," but the fact that you gave it a good shot at it shows there are still people that try!

Is it bad that I actually enjoyed those commercials. I sometimes would have the remote watching football, and if that was the first commercial that came up, I would actually "forget" to fast forward on the DVR.

Ah you know, if you have a deal going on, I understand that, cause you are known and you know what is going on. What I still wouldn't understand is if you went to a restaurant to go sit down at a table to eat and instead of getting a soda, a tea, a water, or a beverage of any sort that is served at that restaurant…

This is just old footage of what Loria does after each season with the Marlins.

You know, when this has happened before, I just shrug. People that bring their own mixers (Mio and other powdered stuff) that's when I would step up the stink eye game. One of those "Really, you came to a restaurant to make your own drink?"

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Ah, true. And while own personal anecdote is just that, for the Panhandle of FL at the time it sure did seem that way. It probably had to do with the incestuous nature of the industry over there. Many people going back and forth from one restaurant to another and then later running into others at bars, and typically…