Ah, you're fucked!

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Maybe, but a second pass into a jump shot, is something the Pacers would have taken over what actually happened.

Ah, you know, we'll never know. I'd think considering that they would have him near the paint, but in the end, it is all speculation. This ole hind sight works wonders, thinking that someone as tall as him with all the blocks he already had could alter the shot. Oh well!

Eh, Hibbert was having a very good game on the offensive end, but with 5 fouls, Vogel was all "Gosh, I best keep my best defensive player on the bench in the final seconds of overtime, just in case." It seemed really odd, because he would have been a solid guy to have in the paint right at the end, which is why that…

MOVIE DUAN

Damn, that was a +1

Oh no, you don't! Who else is going to... damnit we can't be losing "cultured folk" around these parts, ye hear! How else am I going to enjoy some damn good music to finish off a laborious weekend? You mean to make me, and others, fend for ourselves?

Damn, an old school favorite of mine. It seems like so long ago that silly songs like this were all over the place. All this spiraling into enjoying Jackass. Ah for the days of staying up late and watching MTV. Eh, I never had the best of tastes, but it was still fun.

No clue why, but this really just got to me. Time to share it with others who don't understand why I chuckle at the oddest things.

Holy $#!*, this comment I love so much. It may have something to do with the last 9 hours I spent on the road, but man, that would be the biggest tease in the world right? Uhhh, at least, fantasizing about this fantasy is ok, right?

Wow, those Bulls and that Nate Robinson. Jesus, it is sorta hilarious to see him do what he did, especially after the Deadspin write-up on him. Does this make him an actual rational favorite now for Chicago?

Damn, best wishes on your new adventure! That war against Grantland will miss your elbows.

"I remember the good ole days, when one had to write in Cursive, Zaner-Bloser style. Damn boys"

You did it, the impossible! +1

Nice!

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Wait, where is the new baby, Valleywag? I must have all the gawker sites in my tab!

Alright, so over at SI, Chris Burke has written up his recap for the draft on their blog "audibles" and what not. This sentence is just awful, especially the second half.

I for one thought the logical conclusion to "As soon as it came out it was going..." the answer would be "porn"