You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Dummy. Everyone knows the only way to stop Romelu Lukaku is to hire Jose Mourinho to coach him.

Steelers fans like him again now

Big Ben on third and long:

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

I admire Beto for taking her on like this, but he should be careful and remember the famous quote: “Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty and did you know that her dad is John McCain?”

Mine’s not for sale, Beto

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS ARE NOT SERVICE ANIMALS AND ARE NOT PROTECTED BY THE ADA.

Frau Ingraham, what is the proper German translation for your tweet?

something funny about an actual Nazi also being a grammar nazi

Yeah, there’s the problem right there. The reason why the United States moved to the left in the 1950's and 60's wasn’t because back then, a more enlightened species of robber barons ruled our businesses. Businessmen are businessmen, always and forever, which means that they will be greedy, lazy and short-sighted if…

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

Lying about things that can easily be checked is modern conservatism. He knows his hordes of idiots will believe whatever he says, even if he’s contradicting his past self. It’s collective self-delusion. 

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

Because maybe those of us with careers, wives, mortgages, children, etc. would still like to have fun playing a video game every once and a while, without having to commit to an extensive training regiment.

He looks like if the Mucinex mucus cartoon turned into a human and lived 60 years and then that human became a wax statue and that wax statue was reanimated by the soul of a recently executed serial killer.

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of…