“I beg to differ.”

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

The last time the Lions won a title: There was no Super Bowl, Castro hadn’t taken power yet, Sputnik just launched into orbit and the United States only had 48 states.

Oh, exactly...Obama’s wars. How could I forget when 9/11 happened on his watch so he went to war in Afghanistan in 2001; and then when he declared a Global War on Terror and went into Iraq in 2003 (which totally did 9/11 and had nukes) way back when he was actually President George W. Bush. And then when he got an…

If we are going to get into semantics, McConnell said he will let the people decide. People decided Hillary Clinton. McConnell didn’t say “let the electoral college” decide. So there’s that technicality as well.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

there is a big offer from China

Well religious entities are tax exempt.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Fuck CNN

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Call them what they are Pro-Birthers. Everything they stand for is all about the birth. Cutting medical coverage, education & welfare pretty much prove they don’t give a flying fig once the fetus actually become a child.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

Follow-up: Click on the link and read the entire statement. It’s a goddamn gold mine. Some particularly powerful excerpts that weren’t included above:

They deserve shitting on. They voted for an openly racist conman who brags about sexually assaulting women, who flaunts US laws, mocks the disabled and is a remarkable failure in business, all to keep a women from being in charge. Fuck them. Fuck them forever.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge