I embarrassingly have watched this video like five times because it's so awful it's hilarious...

Hardware store? I'll check.

Where do I apply for a pitchfork license?

Oops that slipped my mind...

Sony for me... Ubisoft was showing as a Publisher so I'm not sure they're really a "third party" in that context.

Just Dance 4*

Let's stop and consider this for a moment...

Did your hands on give you... A price? Or Tech Specs...?

Wish list:

I like how after every presser yesterday Spike was like "Microsoft is hot on twitter right now!" "Ubisoft is hot on twitter right now!" "Sony is trending on twitter right now!"

Are we using this to talk about the Nintendo Presser?

I'm secretly (or not secretly... maybe guiltily?) hoping it continues to do poorly so they drop the price so I can buy one like 3DS.

Splinter Cell wasn't a surprise?

"Am I the only one who got excited for the Harry Potter book game, haha?"

It's really sad because they had the games to prop it up this year but they just didn't do it.

I'd like $299...

The second and third verses of God Save the Queen are so epic.

Yeah I meant that last part mostly as a joke... Although I can't believe we're not talking about it more... it was truly one of the worst things I've ever seen at E3. A great sequel to Star Wars Kinect for sure.

Really Kotaku? Star Wars 1313 was one of your three winners?

What makes you think I'm judging it already?