It’s a tale as old as time!

Sofia definitely upgraded.

Red Sox Fan Acts Like A Red Sox Fan

If you enter the country “without inspection” (that is, sneaking across the border in some way), you are not eligible to get a green card through marriage, even if you marry a U.S. citizen. Such green cards are only eligible to the undocumented population that were originally admitted with a visa, the so-called “visa…

THIS SO MUCH

Remember when we used to be mad at American Apparel ads?

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

Yeah pretty sure the greatest “cohering force” in America is Star Wars, not sure what she’s talking about.

Jesus Christ, Hamilton. It’s not like these people expect you to actually think about their words.

Bobby, why so many links to click? I never click the links. I just want a pithy sentence full of wit about what happened.

Hot taek: Pranks suck.

I feel like, Donald Trump being the president of the United States is the Ultimate unfunny April Fools joke, cuz really are any of them ever funny?

Then those bitches need to send out the dinner invites! *stomps out the room*

I assume martinis and lounging pajamas will be involved...

Apparently there is, and I’m okay with it.

You know what’s more annoying than getting kids in and out of a small back seat with rear facing child seats? Going out shopping with the wife and trying to fit a weeks worth of groceries, baby supplies, a huge box of diapers (in my case, two huge boxes) and your sanity into a compact car with the baby/child and the…

I want to give you every single star, ever.

My first thought upon reading that item was “oh shit, there’ll be a sizable contingent of people losing their shit in the comments”.

Dear lord people, just go take a shit. Noone else cares. For those that feel self conscious, do you judge other poopers on a plane?

I get a free untamed male revue every morning. It involves backhair and underwear with holes in it.