I will NEVER not be heartbroken over this election.

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

Coachella hasn’t been cool since it was called Lollapalooza ‘92.

Fighting you right the fuck now. Boiled peanuts taste like ass. Yes.... ass! Like chewing damp cardboard that you had to take out of a shell just to chew and be disappointed.

Resurrect Selma Diamond or don’t bother.

It Doesn’t Really Matter what I think, and I’m sure the voters would tell me “Let’s Wait Awhile” but not inducting her is Nasty.

Wait a minute! Janet Jackson isn’t in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?

YES. We see the exact same “logic” coming from the fact averse on both the right and the left (I’m looking at you, anti-vaxxers, trying to drag us back to the 17th century!) Goody Benjamin walked by my cow, the next day my cow died, ergo Goody Benjamin is a witch!

I think that’s what pizzagate is; “spectral evidence” gone viral.

I agree with you about Bowie (and all the other things you said). He might have been an awesome Elrond, but Ian Mckellan is untouchable as Gandalf.

Bowie as Elrond!

Honestly, I’m right there with you. Were it not for the fact that the next 4 years will fuck over women, people of color, immigrants, and the LBGT community, I’d be more than happy to kick back and watch the rural white working class that elected this lunatic get exactly what they voted for, good and hard.

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

I’m listening to it right now. I grew up hating country music but I have all of Kacey’s albums. She’s fantastic. Very progressive politics in her music (pro-LGBT, pro-weed). I’m seeing her live tomorrow night!

Kacey is the best. She turned this former (mostly) country music hater into a girl with a threeish-hour “Ladies of Country” Spotify mix.

My husband and I often wonder if her voice is a complete affectation because it sounds so flat and unnatural. I swear it is because during a promo, she was confronting someone about something and her voice went down a couple of octaves and had less nasally qualities.

Lesbian shitass references warm my long time reader heart.

can i join your liberal agnostic feminist (lesbian optional?) shitass life group?

I’ve had too many friends get sucked into Antioch, usually through their “life groups.” I went exactly once and had the creepy-crawlies through the entire service.