Who else distinctly remembers where they were/what they were doing when they found out about Diana?

Yeah whoever is running her Twitter is doing an amazing job. And I'm not mad that it is someone else cause that's what presidents do. They delegate bitches!

I totally agree with Kara that my favorite shade is political shade. Clinton is a goddamned redwood!

Béla Károlyi! I watched the movie Nadia about gymnast Nadia Comaneci like 900 times when I was a kid. He was an insanely effective coach. It’s too bad he resorted to abuse to get these girls to perform at their peak. It’s forever tarnished his reputation.

“dedicated to those that are crazy for coconut!” (Nice grammar...)

I had such a lady crush.

I prefer the story about how James Cameron almost let Ed Harris drown when filming The Abyss, so Ed Harris punched him in the face.

I’ve been a stupid bitch my whole life.

You seem to have a pretty great grasp on parenthood actually.

I was thinking maybe for the her son? No matter how rich you are, kids should pretty much always be dressed in disposable clothing. But that might be a skewed perspective since I have no children and don’t want any and they seem like little money pits to me. Cute ones, sometimes, but money pits nonetheless.

Holy shit, she still shops at H&M?

Homer: “I like those odds....”

My favorite memory of the 1984 Olympics was the McDonald’s game where you won free food if you the US medaled in the sport you had a tab of.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I originally read this as “breast grazer.”

Honestly, the very least surprising thing ever about the Donald Trump for president campaign is the fact that he’s an unapologetic cleavage starer.

If the NBA switched to a Premier-League-type 40-game one game per week season it would be twice as big as the NFL.

see i liked a lot of his snl stuff. boston teenagers is a classic. and i really love “fever pitch” with drew barrymore. he just seems goofy and carefree.

i love him and i’ll fight you on this one.

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.