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A family camping trip that started with us announcing my latest pregnancy, continued with looks of horror from my in-laws and a lecture on the virtues of vasectomies from my father-in-law, and concluded with a miscarriage in the trailer two days later.
Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars…
1997, my mom a private pilot, my brother and I flew to a family reunion, from Seattle to Helena MT. We get there to find the entire family reunion had be relocated to a remote cabin. With no way to get there we hung out at my uncles house, and by out I mean outside in the yard until the family reunion returned the…
ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach…
My dad died during a freak scuba diving accident off the coast of Scotland while we were on vacation.
Short version: our family vacation was interrupted when we were detained by US customs and had our RV confiscated, leaving us out on our asses with all our stuff. We took an 8-hour train home.
When I was in fifth grade, my family rented an RV to go to Niagara Falls (our Nantucket home was under renovation and you’ve…
Secret Invisible Solid, Unscented. My recent batch is also “pH balanced,” and while I can’t say whether that makes any difference, it does work well. It’s often very hard to find the unscented version, which seems to sell out fast, but last time I ordered a package of 6 of them via Amazon. This deodorant is effective,…
Secret Invisible Solid, Unscented. My recent batch is also “pH balanced,” and while I can’t say whether that makes…
Secret Original Ph balanced in the solid. Although I usually shower every day, they are not kidding when they say this lasts for 48 hours. And the scents smell so good!
Secret Original Ph balanced in the solid. Although I usually shower every day, they are not kidding when they say…
SIRI IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR SEX AND CHEESE AWAY FROM YOU. SKYNET IS REAL THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN
thats what i immediately thought!! I WANT IT> I would like get divorced just to get remarried and where that dress. Somebody give me money.
The hyena-in-petticoats thing is actually beautifully apt and we need to reclaim that for her. Fierce, predatory, highly intelligent matriarichal clans where the phallus-having females regularly beat up the scavenging lions that try to steal their prey? What’s not to like?
“We’re so angry that Steph Curry brought his insanely interesting daughter to the post game interview, thus making the story endlessly more popular and interesting. How are we supposed to ask canned questions about hustle and if he ‘played hard’ with a baby being adorable and interesting?!” -Sports Journalists
How people think this is bad parenting is beyond me. In what is one of the most ‘Macho-Bravado’ sports, this man has his daughter lovingly perched on his lap while people sling questions his way. And she is just so damned cute, hamming it up for the crowd and just generally being to die for. Kudos to Steph Curry for…
it’s so obvious that they are completely in love, and when he says ‘when coco talks, i listen’ i believe it 10000000%
Still preferable than listening to Ted Nugent.
If by “exist” you mean: still serving food to unsuspecting tourists and old people, then yes.
Judith is still allowed to decapitate Holofernes, but G-d forbid she drives to the Assyrian camp.
The Colonade is NOT the in place for kids to go in Tampa anymore. Trust.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO FLY SOMEWHERE BECAUSE OF FACTORS BEYOND YOUR CONTROL OR YOUR LIFESTYLE CHOICES, AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO SO WITH A CHILD. DON’T BE A COMPASSIONLESS MOTHERFUCKER. DON’T.