Ugh, a guy who was almost my BIL (🙌🏼 dodged that bullet! Glad young me had SOME sense! 🙌🏼) wanted to get married to a lady who had been married (in a Catholic ceremony) for 4 years and then got divorced.

They’re making clothes now?

Which Gawker site described him as “one of the gremlins from Gremlins but racist”? That's my fave.

I really hope you get some solid leads in this b/c non see through white shirts are this busty gal’s fashion holy grail. As in, probably fictional, but I'll spend a lot of time and money looking.

I really hope you get some solid leads in this b/c non see through white shirts are this busty gal’s fashion holy…

I taught high school for many years and I tried to wear school logo imprinted stuff with capris or jeans as much as possible. Why? It was cheap and teachers get paid squadoosh. I looked polished in black slacks/top or button down or a dress M-W, but Thurs and Fri I am rocking jeans and a school shirt or polo.

I’ve snorkeled there and some manatees flipped over so I could rub their bellies. It was amazing.

I went to the Boob Whisperer at my local Nordstroms to be fitted (and, ok, I bought a few), then over to Nordstroms Rack to buy a few more of what she suggested. Best of both worlds!

I learned after a recent surgery that you can take the pillows with you. Yes. So I did.

I brought my daughter with me to vote for her. She’s so excited that we may have a female president soon! She was born in the Obama administration and hopefully with grow up with Hillary as a role model prez.

See, not all Floridians are Florida Man. Thank you, Cara, for articulating what so many of us here feel.

Gen X? Don’t you put that mess on me! That’s some Gen Y / old millennials ish...

My mother claimed that late ‘70s Farrah Flip hair and all the big hair of the ‘80s happened because from about 1968-1978 all a (white) lady had to do was grow her hair out long, part it in the middle and keep the ends trimmed. She claimed hairdressers were going out of business, so they invented all that fussy hair.…

What is this nonsense? I’ve been on both rides and they are freaking awesome. I refuse to do roller coasters (as they do make me barfy) but these are super fun! I live in Florida, so I kinda know about theme park rides. If you can do Space Mountain or Big Thunder Mountain (totally not a roller coasters. Compare with…

He roots for Javert.

I got a real-deal, shirtless-and-braless, “here are my ta-tas” fitting from the local Boob Whisperer at the Nordstroms near me and it was awesome. The Natori bras I got from her were pricy, but 1. they DO go on sale via the website and 2. the sometimes pop up at my local Norstrom Rack at a deep discount. But really,…

At 2 kids need more than just hanging with mom, which is why many daycares (that don’t specialize in infant care) start at 2. Just getting to interact with other little kids is invaluable!

I'm in round 2 fighting cervical cancer that was caused by HPV. Goddamn right my kids will get this vaccine. My prognosis is good, but this has been tough for the past 2 years. I was too old to get the vaccine when it came out.

Old Navy’s leggings/capris/compression shorts are the only ones I’ve found that don’t let everyone see my crack through the fabric. (This is a serious problem for the booty-blessed, as I am) They are inexpensive but damn fine work out wear!

I'm in my second round battling cervical cancer. This is thrilling news! I don't want any young lady to have to deal with the shit I've been through. Get that screening, ladies!

As someone who actually works with college students, fuck this guy.