For someone whose whole image is that of an innovator hovering 3 miles above all of our heads, Kanye sure does care a lot about dumb things like Grammys.

Classic non-apology. No "I was wrong" just "sorry you took it wrong."

I saw her speak at my university (a huge public Florida school) in the late 90s and there wasn't a peep of protest. Florida > Texas on this one, I guess.

I justbsee so much Ron Swanson here. From the 'stache to the wide-set eyes to the indifference to his surroundings, this is basically Ron Swanson as a snake forced into a middle school talent show. I loves it deeply.

so is he just hoping his next job is with the Raiders?

last year I had a radical hysterectomy because my annual check up found cervical cancer. I'm 36. Thank heavens I was on top of my appointments, or it could have been much worse. Anything that gets women to doctors is fine by me. My two young children and husband need me, and husband has expressed his thankfulness to…

Thank you! Cheers!

I would argue if you LIVE here or visit here for any length of time you know that you can certainly find lots of southern culture in Florida if you look for it. I'm a native; trust me on this. We are a huge and diverse state, but believe me, drive to the interior and you are in the South. Drive all over the Panhandle…

One of the best parts of living in FL is it IS the South, and if I want to go find Southern things I can, but I really don't encounter this kind of attitude. The ladies I hang with would all roll their eyes out of their heads if they heard that, regardless of religious affiliation.

I would respectfully disagree with that, as both my mom and her mom were non smokers who told me they thought drinking while pregnant was probably a bad idea, so they abstained. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if the baby eats what you eat, it drinks what you drink and breathes what you breathe…

I worked in jewelry sales in a mall store and I was headhunted too. It happens. I was even asked to return to a restaurant job after I had moved on and gotten a better one. (my former manager was off duty and eating in my new spot. I declined.)

I worked in a jewelry store post-college. Dec was when we made a full half of the yearly revenue, and a LOT of it was engagement rings. That is spot on.

Sometimes I really wonder if TLC is playing a long game and showing us all this utter bullshit for the purpose of social change. It's hard to believe that most people won't watch this and think " Damn, just be gay and don't trife with some woman's feelings by trying to be something else!" Or maybe I just have too much…

If this happens and Idris Elba becomes Bond, I guess I just must become accustomed to never wearing panties again. (Because they will keep falling off)

I'm on a mom swap & shop Facebook page out here in suburbia. There are about 1900 members. Meeting in parking lots and selling/buying toys is basically what we do! It's the best. It's like being in a mafia where the only get-away cars are minivans and large SUVs.

So if Barbie is in the boat, basically the blender is the size of her torso? That is so damn cool. We all need industrial size blenders like that for boat margaritas. That bitch Barbie gets all the cool swag!

Dave HAS to be talking about Fazzolis. I retroactively apologize to all the staff at that restaurant for eating there/going with people who ate there every lunch period of my senior year of high school. I'm sure we were super annoying.

Book lovers who want cool book-related swag: check out Out Of Print. For the rest of the day they are continuing their 30% off site wide sale from Black Friday. I ordered a "So It Goes" necklace and I am PSYCHED for Santa to pop it in my stocking! OOP also donates books to people who don't have access to them; they…

Book lovers who want cool book-related swag: check out Out Of Print. For the rest of the day they are continuing…

Ultra Violet should pay Columbia with wheelbarrows full of loose pennies. Because fuck y'all.

Anyone who ever wonders why I am an atheist: —-> THIS. An intercessionary God? Really? And it's OK w this "God" person that little kids get cancer? (I'm a cancer survivor too, BTW.)