I've had 2 babies, I know ALL ABOUT how the organs move around. You do you. Wear what you want. Understand there are consequences. (I know all about consequences: 2 babies. JK. I love them!!!)

Keep in mind, pregnancy is a temporary condition.

That is super gross & terrifying but also embodies why I am Team Big Dog for LIFE. My dog's head is a guys'-junk level. So, yeah. I hope (I'm sure) this lady's dog will have her back. But the police really need to speak with this guy about "boundaries" and leaving people alone.

Macbeth is a classic, Aristotelian Tragic hero.

He needs to never stop wearing that hat. He's that rare breed of male who is a solid 45% hotter with a cowboy hat on. (See also: McGraw, Tim)

Making up my own version of whatever it is that Eddie Vedder is singing is one of my favorite pastimes. It has been since '92 or so. I'm glad to see I'm not alone in that.

This lady is of the "Gretchen Wilson, "Redneck Woman"" streak of Southern womanhood. You can take that kinda lady out of trailer park and into the gated community, but you can't take the whiskey and Bocephus outta her.

Agreed. I love their coffee creamer too, and the Eskimo-pie style ice "cream" bars from them are amaaaaazing. (drool) I have thyroid issues so I can't drink soy, but coconut milk is excellent for all milk-requiring situations.

"engagement season" has always been a thing in the jewelry retail biz. I used to work in a jewelry store, and we sold tons of engagement rings from Oct through Christmas. We even set up layaways early in the year so they could be paid off and picked up by Christmas (feeding the pipeline, sales folks, right?!)

My signature scent is Stella by Stella McCartney. I adore rose scents that aren't tea rose cloying. I have the Absolute (heavier) and Summer (lighter) versions too. For warm vanillas I wear Ralph Lauren Hot, which is yummy, and when I feel floral-y and spring-y I wear Gucci II, which I don't think they make any more.…

This gif makes me laugh while terrifying me. Holy crap that spider is HUGE!

They sure do! I have tried every eyebrow pencil/ powder ever, but the Anastasia brow pen, Brow whiz and powder duo and brow gel are the best. I use a combo of at least 2 of those most days, even after I dye!

I get my lashes tinted too every once in a while, but my brows are a MUST. As you know, the lashes are good, but they are no sub for mascara, whereas a good eyebrow tint will last for much longer. The eyebrow tinting doesn't sting at all either, unlike the lash tint! (though, damn, it's worth it!)

From what I understand, the dye is different than what you would put in your hair. Maybe try a spa with a good reputation? If it works, ask them the name of the product they use so you will know to ask for it in the future. Good luck!

I get my invisible eyebrows tinted. It's the best freaking money I spend on beauty EVER. My hairdresser does it for me; she matches the lowlights in my hair w the brow-safe tint. Many spas do it, however, and the process is super quick! 15 min or less to visible eyebrows!

I've worked at high schools where this is the #1 snack of choice. My favorite thing ever would be when a kid came in to my class, with nasty red powder coating his/her fingers and sucking down the last nasty crumb, then 5 minutes into class would beg me to let them out to go get water. Um, was the need for water a…

I had a 3rd degree episiotomy & a C section, so my husband just had a vasectomy. It was his turn to get his junk messed up! I am DONE, son! DONE.

The crisis center on the University campus where I work serves all victims of any kind of violence, and they state to classes again and again that they DO NOT CARE if the victim was drinking, underage or otherwise; the office will serve anyone who requests help. I bring them in to my freshman classes twice a year, and…

A Rockwell/Hiddleston video would be listed on the autopsy report as the source of my demise!