I fart potpourri and poop Liliy Pulitzer patterned doorstops.

Are the headline & subheader in the Sun in some sort of odd British English or a total copy editor fail? I don't understand half of the words there, though of course 'Merican is my first language . . .

My guess is that hummingbirds emit the most adorable poops in the animal kingdom. Turds covered in precious, coral-and-turquoise colored toilie, perhaps.

I'm pretty sure most newspapers are written at an 8th grade reading level. The New York Times is at about a 10th grade level. I love a good Palin snark as much as the next gal, but this one is a non-issue.

I concur. Considering the fact that many airlines won't even let a lady fly after 30 weeks without a doctor's note, and most doctors don't want you to fly that late either, I am highly suspicious about this "flying while in labor" stuff.

Windex will get a ring off a swollen finger. Not to sound like Gus from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," but that shit works. Spritz a little bit on the middle knuckle and the ring will slide right off. This is what we used to do in the jewelery store where I worked. The ammonia shrinks up your swollen meat paws, or…

This is also my life.

This is exactly why they should have hired me as a copy editor. A Tolkien crisis arises at the NYT and my nerdiness is wasted at home. :-(

I vote we take over the Tampa Bay area. Kick all the wackjobs out of here, and LOTS of primo, beachfront real estate will be available for us normal Floridians.

Florida girl! She rules. As does Kathy Castor. Now can non-FL people STOP making fun of FL politics? (Actually, we deserve it. Have you seen our new Borg Governor? Yeesh.)

Ahh, Camilla. I can't wait until I'm old enough that my dressy caftan is acceptable for fancy parties! Looking good!

What?!? Lucky you!

Seriously, this thing looks nuts but I wish I'd had it the first time around. My daughter didn't latch for 7 weeks and I pumped around the clock so my milk would come in and then to build up a supply in case she never latched. It really strains your wrists and hands to have to hold the pump cups on your boobies . . .…

I have this in the KISS version. Oddly enough, I got it at Limited Too when I bought a GC for my niece. It plays "Rock n Roll All Night" when you brush and I've saved it for years because it cracks me the hell up.

My money's on Harry doing that. Seriously, every picture I see of that guy he looks like a mistake I'd make in a bar during orientation weekend. A fun, ginger-y mistake!

As a proud Scandinavian, how hot is that Crown Princess of Sweden? Daymn. Girl can rock a dress and proves that not all of the Norse are fair-haired. BTW: most of us Scandies are built like that: big shoulders and boobs. Yay!

I read the book "Royal Panoply" a few years back, and while it was not trying to be salacious, the best part is that *TONS* of the kings had a wifey for procreation and a gay lover. Seriously. Look it up. All kindsa gay up in there, esp in the Middle Ages. Maybe they though they were Romans.

No shit, I want a job like that. I could dust only figurines of shepherdesses all day. Or only Windex all the mirrors. To be allowed to walk around those buildings and look at the art I would just vacuum carpets that were a certain color . . .

It's a small island. Eventually the rich run out of people to f*ck who aren't family.

Um, I wouldn't make my book club read The Hobbit because I would assume they all did so in the 8th grade.