I was joking.

While that may be, there’s a little thing called analysis.

Let’s analyze that boiled down acceptable size:

I can buy a Colorado ZR2 right now. No chevy fans crying here..

anyone who knows body language, like poker players, know that touching your face, especially your nose, is a ‘tell’ that the person is not telling the truth...see this screen shot when the dealer says that they are conducitng an investigation:

honestly? McParland is correct here, it’s a Volvo wagon. In the interest of unique color, easy to maintain, practical beast, well I do I have the solution for you! A MuscleUV! you can get a lightly used Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT, have a lot of HP, nice seats and interior (it is technically the highest class GC!).

It’s insane that people here are suggesting that. Deescalation, yes. But racist deescalation? I cannot see any circumstances beyond some manufactured extremes (KKK member with a gun refusing to put it down unless a white police officer says something racist) where any officer should himself engage in racist speech in…

But I can somewhat excuse him

I agree with you, if I had the means all of those vehicles would be in facility way before the F1.

“Dashboard camera footage shows Hegele weaving in and out of lanes as his speed increases every mile along Southern Boulevard, reaching 104 mph.”

If you’re a person of color who is tempted to make note that you’re not a person of color who is like the millions of other thieving, drug-addicted, murdering, rapist, thug people of color that are ravaging our country every day.......then just shut up. Because I am determined to believe a lie about all people of…

“If you’re wondering why people of color don’t want to hold your hand through this process....”

How about we just don’t care? People suffer everywhere. People suffer in Charlottesville. People suffer in China. People suffer in Central America. People even suffer in rural, white Appallachia. I have taken the stance that no matter who you are, what you are suffering, tough shit. I don’t have enough shits to give…

I want one. I don’t know how I’m going to make it happen, but I WANT. ONE. This is the PERFECT vehicle for a guy with a family, who wants to buy some funzies like Jet skis or a mid-sized RV, works a job that requires some off-roading (like construction management,) and doesn’t get to play in his Dodge Viper as much as…

The good news: the most expensive Porsche Cayenne comes with a great view of the Trackhawk’s rear Jeep badging.

Have you shat on Deborah’s desk because you were rejected.

Speed, navigation cues. That’s all I really would want directly in front of me - everything else could be off to the side and I’d be okay with it. The heads up display in my ‘17 Camaro displays all that (plus a couple extras - you don’t need the tach in an EV of course!) and I only on rare occasions look anywhere else.

This is straight up the kind of shit that got gawker sued out of publication.

Wrong. Because, religion.

If you think that no one would spend $50k+ on a Rubicon GC, I’d argue that you don’t know the “overland” crowd very well. Titanium sporks for everyone! Snorkel all the things! Taking a gravel road today? Bust out the khaki shorts and floppy hats! A fire road 20 minutes from the house? Better instagram my EPIC…