Seriously. Everyone except Al, Savannah and Tamron should be fired from that show. Matt Lauer is just a star smarmy as Billy Bush. He’s just smart enough to not get caught on tape being a sleazebag.

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!

Words don’t mean things anymore.

Hollywood Icon???

Just stopping by to leave my obligatory “I went to college with Tituss and kind of knew him” comment. (You’re awesome Tituss. I’m delighted for you and your well deserved success.)

On Halloween, I should go as Hills in her red pantsuit, y/n

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that doesn’t sound like someone speaking about a specific person to me. I think it’s just a symbolic simile, like saying Trump looks like my mother’s old douchebag. Which is impossible because my mom didn’t douche.

Damn I am impressed, Viola has two lines in that trailer and that’s all she needs to more than equal Denzel.

“I’m your parent not your friend.”

“Likin’ your black ass wasn’t part of the bargain!”

You have just won the internet for the entire election season. I’ll be using this. I’ll be sorely disappointed if it’s not a viral meme by this time tomorrow. A GALAXY of stars for you, and thanks for the genuine laugh in the midst of my election anxiety.

I wish that when Trump had whined about Clinton going negative with ads, she would have said with all sincerity:

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

Well, if this is indeed true, I have her back. I actually tremendously respect a parent instantly taking action rather than putting it down to a slip up or a one time thing that just repeats itself.

So if the person forced to work as a prostitute is a person of color, then does it become “colored slavery”? Please do not pretend you are incapable of understanding my point re: white slavery. Sure, it’s a real term, a real term invented by white people to convey the “seriousness” of this type of slavery happening to…

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

Travolta and Douglas come to mind as seeming family men who’d be considered a list and have had rumors swirl about their conduct.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.