Negroponte seems like the kind of motherfucker who would try to justify accepting money derived from war looting or poaching. “Pol Pot did some regrettable things in the past, but now he wants to make the future better for all of the humanity he didn’t massacre.”

Props to the woman scientist who shouted “Shut up!” at Negroponte, twice.

As a church sound person, especially when working with kids, I like to tell people to hold the mic like you hold an ice cream cone. That seems to get people to hold it in the right position, right distance away from their face, keep their mouth pointed towards the mic, etc without them thinking about it too much.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Nevermore . . .

Come off it, he had a Stand By Me “Ya wanna see a dead body?” moment that he thought would get a ton of views.

True story, I dated a guy who lived down the street from the ice cream truck depot in the West Village. Around 5pm, every summer evening, they all roll out as an adorably coordinated sugar-fueled cheer army. The jingles were always delightful because even though they were loud, they just sound like happiness.

this is awesome. I love this so much.

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Many thanks. I think this is the best compliment I've ever received...

Magneto was a word before Marvel used it for a character. It's actually a thing not an original intellectual property created by Marvel. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/magneto

Mr. Putin, tear down those "Another Brick in The Wall" lyrics.

I've been waiting ALL DAY for the Jezebel response. I knew as soon as I saw the headline that it would end up here.

I'm a Christian in Louisiana, who happens to be a Libertarian. But I seriously want to open a Buddhist school to just piss off all of the bigots that give Christianity a bad name.