Isn’t that why men call masturbation “waxing their dolphins”? :)

Dolphin molesting female

Sandoval, 33 sounds like Santal 33

Mine’s Jyoti. It gets murdered. Spanish speakers pronounce it as Hoti. Slavic pronounce it as Yoti and Americans can’t do the “T” so it is Jodi

His rescue picture looks romantic. Maye the rescuer can marry him :)

Because men buy it. Demand creates supply. You don’t see women buying it

MORE PENISES!! YESSSS!!!

You mean tosses salad

Does her line have room for a large butt. All my athletic wear gives me plumber crack :(

Vagina stadium :)

Some people have noted a pattern about elected US presidents for last 50 years; a competent guy will be elected followed by an idiot.

Man! I just want menopause. I’m 50 already. When will I be rid of my monthly curse? Arghh!

I bet music sounds really great in there like living in a giant boombox

Gad is dressed up as Donald Trump: He has a Trump wig and wears boxers made of money hops onto a wrecking ball playing Miley Cyrus.

Does a handshake have to be with another hand? Could it still be a handshake as long as there was at least one hand involved?

Silicone can be cancerous?

My son was born with a full head of hair and all the nurses kept coming in to see him