STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

This happens to me NOW.

My grandfather lived for 20 years after the Colts absconded to Indianapolis, and until his dying day, he referred to them as the Baltimore Colts. Never even corrected himself. I used to think he was senile or obtuse, or some combination thereof. But now I understand, because there will always and forever be a San…

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

“I don’t get it, these look fine” - Esports fan

HE HATE TEAMS

HEY EVERYONE! TETI’S POSTING ABOUT GAME SHOWS!

The Joker’s Wild game board is a trio of spinning game show wheels, based on the slot machine. For shame, Teti, for such an obvious omission. (Also, welcome back...and could this possibly portend an upcoming NFL season’s worth of Block & Tackle?)

Thanks! I worked hard and had a lot of fun putting this piece together, and I’m proud of the results! I wish you the same feeling of satisfaction in your own creative endeavors.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

I started commenting just to mention the SHIELD technician who refuses to launch Project Insight (and has a cameo in Age of Ultron) and how he played Simmons, City College’s debate superstar. Then somehow got on a roll and remembered: Yvette Nicole Brown is also in Endgame. Jim Rash is in Civil War. Dominic Dierkes…

Yvette Nicole Brown was also in Endgame. Jim Rash was in Civil War.

Glover is a genius but my favorite thing he’s ever done is his freak out in the bathroom after meeting LeVar Burton. “YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!!”

Someone should make an organized crime-themed video game with Bob Ross as the mafia don you have to defeat at the end, so we can have a Bob Ross mob boss boss mob. 

Aw hell yeah. A million thanks for this.

BRING BACK SUMO WRESTLING.