I guess the DCEU is starting to take this advice:

And another Voyager alumni, Time Russ, gets a paycheck! Garret Wang, need to pay your rent next month?

How you gonna forget the best Jake of all time?

Australian Rules Hockey

Coined and minted!

Shirley: “Shut up, Leonard. I found your obituary. What’s the point of informing people you died?”

I got a Community notification for this?  

One of our most streets-ahead human beings.

The sky sports sketch is frustrating from a missed opportunity point of view. It’s fucking beyond parody in some cases.

Colonial Penn’s going to have to pay up.

If you want more Trebek goodness, Buzzr TV (one of those digital antenna channels) airs 2 episodes Classic Concentration at noon central time. He cracks a lot of corny dad jokes on that show.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!

The aglet will end up playing rotation minutes for Charlotte

I assume tomorrow we’ll hear of the Warriors trading a bag of old popcorn and a shoelace that’s lost it’s little plastic end cap thingy for Giannis and a first round pick.  

They have a real problem with Toxic Moclaninity.

Ah okay, it just wasn’t registering as such for me... which is weird because I’m sarcastic as hell.  Thanks!

International waters is the perfect solution. The tech idiots in the Bay Area would pay billions in over-valued stock-options to build some sort of terrible stadium on a barge off the coast of California. This would then give us a chance to see the Raiders, their fans, and Peter Thiel on a sinking barge being harassed…

How about renovated Kezar Stadium? Seating capacity is 10,000 but clever use of Raider-logoed tarpaulins can hide the empty seats.