No.

Current Giants shortstop Brandon Crawford was against the move.

It’s like the old joke about if Apple made a car they’d only run on 10% of the roads, but for real.

There are still more Raiders fans living in Los Angeles than Rams and Chargers fans combined...I said it as a joke, but honestly it wouldn’t be the worst idea for them to kick the tires on using the Rose Bowl.

They played a college basketball game on an aircraft carrier a couple years ago. It was very weird. But I love the idea.

Curler here. Just a reminder that we’re not just a thing every 4 years, but we can walk on the ice. And drink. And, um... drink.

I look forward to the announcement that they’ve traded Derek Carr for some Airbnb gift cards.

It’s painfully obvious that they should share the Stubhub Arena with the Chargers.

The carpet should match the coach:

The “Save Me” music cue when they arrived in Smallville was everything I never knew I wanted.

I’m pretty sure this line is used at pretty much every small engineering school, but I once met a girl who went there (this was in Marquette, she was out and visiting for the weekend) and I said, “why bother coming down here? It’s gotta be like shooting fish in a barrel for you up there,” to which she replied “yes, the…

Whatcha doing?
Reading a book on moral realism and individual identity.
Why?
A sitcom on TV told me to as homework.

Well. Tonight I learned that I could watch an all-Janet version of The Good Place and be very fine with that.

Oh no, now “hot diggity dog” will always be the thing you said when this show got renewed (and that Eleanor said when Chidi kissed her)

As someone who ate Taco Bell twice this weekend (I’m 45 by the way, what a winner!) I will say she should have picked something else. I like the chicken Quesadilla but it’s all bread and cheese and like 2% chicken.

I too run faster when I have to get to the toilet, like, now

10. You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

Oh Amy Adams, no matter how famous you get, you'll always be "that girl from that episode of Smallville who was fat until kryptonite made her skinny but she ate a freakish amount" to me.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet