At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its.

This remains the best Ron Swanson commercial:

This is why I only own two movies: Cannonball Run 2, and The Making-Of Cannonball Run 2. 

LOX HER UP!!

Either that or a butter-industry schmear campaign. 

“Secrets are like margarine: easy to spread, bad for the heart.”

YOU’RE HIRED

Someone trolled Dear Prudence with a Venture Bros reference this week and it’s awesome:

At our house, every time we get burgers from McD’s, the first bite is always followed by a garbled, “Warlords!”

as a teen in the nineties, I just remember Phil in Toonces, the cat who could drive.

It’s hard to pick a Hartman favorite. His “Jimmy, don’t make me have to kill you” evil Ronald Reagan is high up there. But I think have to go with his rendition of Charlton Heston in the “sequels” to Soylent Green.

He was such a marvel!

This calls for a celebration.

I used to play pinball a lot when I was younger. Then this deaf dumb and blind kid destroyed my high scores. I handed my pinball crown to him.

I already knew all this, but then again, I was privileged to have grown up playing this game...

The Good Place: The Podcast is delightful, just like the show.

All of Musk’s plans are just a game of SimCity with an infinite money code and disasters turned off.

Red Cream Soda is great tho.

This is always going to be the highlight of Garafolo’s career

Eurus: I have a master plan to finally break Sherlock!