Mark Davis doesn't like artificial turf for football, so San Antonio is out. It's also the reason why the Vegas stadium has the field on a retractable tray that normally sits outside the building until it's needed for the 10 home games a year. 

“The Island of Dr. Moreau."

Would that this knife were a time-knife …

Mitt Romney is associated with the Salt Lake 2002 Games. The Salt Lake region is still using its facilities built for the Games and plans to include them in a bid for the 2030 (or later) Games.

The Rose Bowl apparently doesn’t want the NFL.

It seems clear that the Raiders will be cursed to roam the earth, unable to find peace.

Why? Because the death of the Al-batross still hangs over the team seven years later …

I think a lot of Angelenos supported one NFL team, not two (especially as evidenced by the general apathy toward the former San Diego Chargers as they play in a soccer stadium in Carson).

Now, if you’re counting USC, you may be on to something … 

The capacity percentage is misleading because the Raiders use FedEx Field-style tarps to cover up a significant number of seats in the Oakland Coliseum. In 2013, they covered up the upper deck of Mount Davis and a couple of other areas to take about 10,000 seats out of circulation (supposedly to help avoid local…

It’s close, but the city of Oakland and Alameda County seem to end up losing money. For 2017, officials projected costs of about $8 million to operate the Coliseum for football (including $450k for each back-and-forth conversion from baseball to football).

Taxpaying visitors to the fine state of Nevada (and those forking over thousands of dollars for the “right” to buy season tickets) have the privilege of helping to pay for a $1.8 billion stadium that includes a moving field that rolls inside for the 8-10 home games a year.

Remember, Tahani’s parents are dead (per season 1's “Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis”). Perhaps they, too, also faked their deaths, but that’s more of a Shellstrop dirtbag move.

But cryogenic freezing is still totally OK, right? Uncle Walt said so. :-D

Oh, you know, it’s like Dr. Slice, Dr. Perky or Dr. Best.
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It’s an interesting situation. Right now, Sprint and T-Mobile operate on different network standards. I would think it would behoove the merged company to build its 5G network on a single standard (I’m not knowledgeable about what’s coming). Historically, when T-Mobile purchased MetroPCS, it moved Metro from CDMA to…

I called the number and got a recording from the Mighty Monarch to leave a voicemail to enter the Carvel Venture Bros. Cake Contest. You had to leave your name, email, and a description of how you would eat the cake while doing an impersonation of your favorite Venture Bros. character. 

I always called those KenTaco Huts. 

Pacific Surfliner has later service in the evenings. Even then, the last southbound train leaves at 10:20 p.m., which is still probably too early for a night game that starts at 7:05 p.m.

The most likely thing I can think of for staying in a restaurant/bar for 9+ hours are for NFL football Sundays. On the West Coast, you can roll into your favorite establishment at around 10 a.m. and not leave until after 8 p.m. One pizza place had a daylong buffet (whose hours were gradually slimmed until the end of…

Yes, there are some legit sugar-free options, but I can’t think of any off the top of my head, aside from a Crystal Light-branded flavor from a few years ago.

That might be a reach, considering that “22 Minutes” based its name on “This Hour Has Seven Days.”